Footy’s STUFF


my story
March 28, 2006, 10:22 pm
Filed under: English

I was driving down the road in my car and suddenly the car in front slammed on it brakes and then the driver had opened its door then the driver got out. It started to run towards my car, it was covered in blood. I was starting to get a little scared, as it kept coming, so I drove towards it.  Then I hit him and flattened him or it. It got up then ran towards the car again and then he caught me.  

It started to hit my window, then it smashed the window and started hitting me so I hit back. When I hit back it stopped and let go.  So I stopped then I reversed into it. Then I drove over  

it. I got out of my car and as I got out I grabbed my baseball bat and I hit him then I hit him over and over. 

I thought it was dead  so I got up and started walking to my car, I got in my car and started it up. I didn’t know but the thing got on top of the car without me knowing. I got home and the thing jumped on me it scared the crap out of me.  

It started hitting me with my baseball bat that hit him with. I yelled for help but it seems that no one cared or that no one was home because no one was coming to help me, or the thing could have killed every one.  

I said to my self “This was it I’m going to die, im really going to die,  

I’m actually going to die”.I was really scared and I wanted this to end right this minute, and I wanted my life to be normal.  

Not being chased and hunted down by some thing that has gangrene teeth and it was about 7 foot tall.  it had a tiny nose big ears and it had a head the size of a watermelon. Suddenly the thing had stopped hitting me and got off me, it had heard something move in the bush.   

I heard it to, It had a shadow the size of a giraffe, I was so scared that I was about to shit my self. It seemed huge, it started launching tennis balls at us, me and the thing looked each other and ran.  

We ran so far, but the thing kept up with us, so I tried to speak to the thing and I said “We should help each other to kill this beast”. Then the thing spoke back and it said “Yes we should”, I was amazed. 

So we had to make a plan to kill this thing and we thought that it must have a weakness, we thought of what our weaknesses are and we came up with that men hate being kicked in the balls. And the thing hated being hit in the head, so we searched for some heavy objects ti hit the thing with. 

We found a brick, so I went up to the thing and kicked it in the balls, the TH 

The END BY ROBERT MOSELEY

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